Just Move On

Ok...so I'm talking to a friend of mine who has had a crush on me since we first met. And while I think he's just one of the sweetest ppl in the world I just do not feel the same and more importantly I already have my Prince Charming. Yet, knowing that I have a boyfriend he still thinks he has a chance. He goes as far to say as "I just feel like you're the right girl for me." How can I be the right girl for you when I'm already the right girl for someone else?? Seriously, juSt move on. Stop asking if he and I are still together, the answer is YES! Stop asking if you have a chance, the answer is NO! I'm done with this. Ghost.

Holy Shit!

Ok ok ok...lo siento. I haven't written in such a long time. I guess I can actually write about something thats bothering me. I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years now. Well technically only 5 months now...we broke up last summer and got back together in October....but thats besides the point. Love him till death, and I would do anything for him. Anyways, we're sitting in bed and I mentioned a conversation I had with one of my girlfriends. I told him that she asked me could she hire male strippers for my bachelorette party whenever I decide to give up my freedom for all eternity (get married). See....we were having this conversation, my boyfriend and I, about how male strippers and female strippers were so different. And when I mentioned to him about her wanting to plan MY VERY DISTANT FUTURE bachelorette party and have male strippers there. He gets this "I-smell-shit-and-I'm-going-to-throw-up" face and asks "do you think about marriage alot?" Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh bitch I'm a fucking woman. What broad do you know that doesn't think about her WEDDING?? Not her HUSBAND, her WEDDING!!!! To me the groom at the moment is just a body in a tuxedo with a blurry face, but I know the details of my hair, make up, shoes, dress, and the decorations. I wanted to smack the shit out of him and tell him that I wasn't incorporating his ass in it. Pissed me off!

On a better note I got a tattoo!!!! :-)

The Greatest Post Ever On JuicyCampus

I found this post on JuicyCampus.com. Its website where you can post anonymous things and pretty much say how you truly feel about any and everybody. Well I attend a school located in Georgia and we have majority of caucasians that attend school here. My school is also registered on JuicyCampus and we tend to get quite a few racial posts about white ppl disliking blacks. Well heres a post I found on the site that was a response to how racist white ppl feel about blacks. Enjoy it because I got hyped just reading it. The greatest post ever. LoL. Ghost.

"To all of the antiblack posters..... hate black people. Be my guest. It's afree country, and I can't stop you. However, if you're going to dislikeblack people, be consistent. The next time you drop ten bucks to see thelatest Will Smith movie, remember, you hate us. When you go purchase thelatest Weezy, TI, or TPain album, remember that you hate us. The next timeyou're grinding to Make Love in the Club (after the DJ has changed the beatso you can keep some sort of rhythm), remember that you hate us. Removeyour lips off of the asses of every black sports figure (especially you UGA fans, ya'll love you some Knowshon Moreno and Mohamed Massaquoi) longenough to remember that YOU HATE US. Instead of smiling in our faces andthen talking shit on an anon website, the next time a black person pissesyou off, speak up. Make sure you quote a line or two from our jungle music that you blast from your big ass Ford pickup, just for emphasis. The next time you get shit faced and stagger down Georgia Ave with no shoes on, remember that black people are CLEARLY the inferior race. The next time you go fake bake or lay out by the pool, say to yourself, Self, now why would I want to get darker. BLACK people are dark, yet I find myself trying to get as dark as them, or darker, every chance I get. Don't pick and choose whenyou hate us. Set your stance and stick with it. And while you're at it,make sure you get rid of every fitted hat you own, sell the amp andspeakers you have in your vehicle, take the rims off of your Four Runnerswith the Gwinnett County tags, and remove any sayings, such as That'swhat's up, from your vocab, because heaven forbid someone mistake you forbeing black."

P.S. The person who made this post...big ups to you.

The Events of My Day...Thus Far

Aight, check it. I'm chillin...decide to check my facebook and I have a message from some broad name Sasha. I open it and begin reading it and this bitch proceeds to try and assassinate my character and self esteem. Look this is the entire reason you decided to request my friendship...you saw the pic, said to yourself "damn thats a bad bitch...i gotta hate on her." It was all quite entertaining to me and I really appreciate the brief comedy relief. I swear Beyonce got all these hoes named Sasha feeling fierce. Quick someone get these hoes some Advantage!

::begins to sing "There may be bugs on some of your mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me!!!"::

LoL. I'm Ghost.

Obama for yo Mama

Ok soI'm not going to lie. I'm very excited to witness Barack Obama take his first steps into the White House. What is really starting to piss me off is the need to make racial slurs about it, and the sad thing is its always a black person with some slick ass facebook status. Oh what...you don't believe me...here's a few...

"knows y its so cold outside...Because the white folks said it would be a cold day in hell b4 a nigga president..BUNDLE UP BITCHES TODAY IS THE DAY!!! Obama 09." "Black national anthem and "black no longer has to get back, brown can stick around, red can get ahead, yellow can be mellow, right can do whats right" he put on." "is feeling great. No more Bush!! Get the hell out of the white house. Congratulations America, we got a Nigga in the white house, we've come along way."

So that's how you feel?? Like damn...this is so irritating to me. Why can't you just say congrats to our 44th President who just so happens to be MIXED!!!?? Why do you have to define him by the color of his skin. He's half white Arabian and you don't see ppl running around saying "yeah that rag head cracker is our President...WOO HOO!!!" But ignorance is bliss. I have class now. Stay smart. Ghost.

Introducing Me

I must say it was a great day when I blessed this world, and not many can deny that fact. I'm Loren but if I fucks with you on days that end in a y then you probably call me Lo. I'm the product of interracial love...black and cuban to be exact...I make a mean taco and great fried chicken. I'm a loner, thats just my nature. I don't need a crowd of loud broads or dudes, I'm my own entourage. I walk quietly but I'm always noticed. Classifications of being a bad bitch. If you don't believe me...JuicyCampus.com me. Paparazzi spots me. I'm a senior at a University located at the bottom of the map. And in May I'ma strut my ass across stage in the flyest pair of heels ever worn at a graduation and receive my degree in Psychology. I have a potty mouth and "fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, prick, damn, ass" are never far from my vocabulary. I look mean, my eyebrows are always up, I don't smile, and my iPod is always in my ear. I don't dig posers, belligerent drunks and the new kids that have emerged on the scene...you know the "cool kids". The little bastards that follow every FAD that hits the scene. My personality is not for those who have thin skin. Yet I have many adoring fans. After reading this you may not like me, hate my high self esteem, and may even pose the question "who the fuck does she think she is?" I'm every wifey's fucking nightmare. Breathe easy broads my heart belongs to K.M.Smith...a true fly guy. He's a laidback, true sneakerhead, self proclaimed lame, and best of all an asshole just like moi. Haha...this shit is rude. PEACE.