Sunday, March 22, 2009

Holy Shit!

Ok ok ok...lo siento. I haven't written in such a long time. I guess I can actually write about something thats bothering me. I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years now. Well technically only 5 months now...we broke up last summer and got back together in October....but thats besides the point. Love him till death, and I would do anything for him. Anyways, we're sitting in bed and I mentioned a conversation I had with one of my girlfriends. I told him that she asked me could she hire male strippers for my bachelorette party whenever I decide to give up my freedom for all eternity (get married). See....we were having this conversation, my boyfriend and I, about how male strippers and female strippers were so different. And when I mentioned to him about her wanting to plan MY VERY DISTANT FUTURE bachelorette party and have male strippers there. He gets this "I-smell-shit-and-I'm-going-to-throw-up" face and asks "do you think about marriage alot?" Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh bitch I'm a fucking woman. What broad do you know that doesn't think about her WEDDING?? Not her HUSBAND, her WEDDING!!!! To me the groom at the moment is just a body in a tuxedo with a blurry face, but I know the details of my hair, make up, shoes, dress, and the decorations. I wanted to smack the shit out of him and tell him that I wasn't incorporating his ass in it. Pissed me off!

On a better note I got a tattoo!!!! :-)

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