I must say it was a great day when I blessed this world, and not many can deny that fact. I'm Loren but if I fucks with you on days that end in a y then you probably call me Lo. I'm the product of interracial love...black and cuban to be exact...I make a mean taco and great fried chicken. I'm a loner, thats just my nature. I don't need a crowd of loud broads or dudes, I'm my own entourage. I walk quietly but I'm always noticed. Classifications of being a bad bitch. If you don't believe me...JuicyCampus.com me. Paparazzi spots me. I'm a senior at a University located at the bottom of the map. And in May I'ma strut my ass across stage in the flyest pair of heels ever worn at a graduation and receive my degree in Psychology. I have a potty mouth and "fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, prick, damn, ass" are never far from my vocabulary. I look mean, my eyebrows are always up, I don't smile, and my iPod is always in my ear. I don't dig posers, belligerent drunks and the new kids that have emerged on the scene...you know the "cool kids". The little bastards that follow every FAD that hits the scene. My personality is not for those who have thin skin. Yet I have many adoring fans. After reading this you may not like me, hate my high self esteem, and may even pose the question "who the fuck does she think she is?" I'm every wifey's fucking nightmare. Breathe easy broads my heart belongs to K.M.Smith...a true fly guy. He's a laidback, true sneakerhead, self proclaimed lame, and best of all an asshole just like moi. Haha...this shit is rude. PEACE.
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